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Let's Make Like Jokes

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Let's make like a used tampon...

and get out of this bloody hole!

It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!!

And have a great Fall!

What are some things to say when leaving?

Things like "Let's make like a ball and bounce." or "I'm going to make like a tree and leave." or "I'm off like a prom dress."

One-liners for when you're leaving - example: "I'm going to make like a baby, and head out."

I also use "Let's make like a chapped-ass, and split."

What are some other good ones?

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