I took golf lessons from a pro, because my swing was so bad
He asked me to hit a few shots with my driver, a 5 wood, the 3, 5, and 7 irons
He said, “I see your problem. You are standing too close to the ball, after you’ve hit it.”
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My wife and I went to take golf lessons from a pro at the golf club.
We meet the pro and headed to the driving range. I went first. I swing and hit the ball 100 yards.
The golf pro says, "Not bad, now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife's breast." I followed his instructions and hit the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says, "Excellent!"
My wife ...
A girl had taken singing lessons from a famous teacher.
He was present at her recital, and after it was over she was anxious to know his reaction.
He didn't come back to congratulate her, and so she asked a friend, "What did he say?"
Her loyal friend answered, "He said that you sang heavenly."
She couldn't quite believe that her tea...
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