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Legos Jokes

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Boobs are like legos

They're really for the kids, but the dads always end up playing with them

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What do legos and boobs have in common?

They are both made for kids but daddies usually play with them.

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Q. What do boobs and Legos have in common?

A. They were both intended for babies but adults also enjoy them.

What do legos celebrate?

They celebrate block parties

I am a little confused as to why everyone keeps giving me LEGOs for my birthday.

I don’t know what to make of it.

So Little Timmy is Playing with His Legos...

...when all of a sudden his mother comes up to him. She tells him "Timmy, when your father comes home can you tell him to come to our room? Tell him it's very very important". Timmy agrees and continues to play with his legos. A couple of hours later the father comes home and Timmy runs to him and s...

What do most legos have?

Separation anxiety

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Why is it bad to eat legos?

Because then you start shitting bricks

What did the elf say after an orc stole his Legos?

I’m Legolas.

So what? I have a bunch of Legos.

You wanna make something out of it?

What do you call a PC made of legos?

Bricked

The Legos stores have finally reopened in Europe after Corona virus,

People have literally been lining up for blocks!!

What does a priest and legos have in common?

They both come in small packages.

My Mother died and left me a giant tub of LEGOs.

I just don’t know what to make of it.

Every day after waking up, I find that someone dumped a bunch of LEGOs on my front porch.

I don’t know what to make of it.

What was Legolas when his father took away his Legos?

Legoless.
I’ll see myself out...

Watching the first presidential debate was like watching two people who shouldn’t play with legos argue

One acted like he was under 4 years old and the other acted like he was over 99!

I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my home. it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV, my PS4 and my legos were fine. But the room was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps

I was delighted.

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Sometimes I'll ask my blind friend "Can you tell me what this says? It's in braille and I don't understand it" and then hand him a Lego.

Apparently all Legos say "Fuck you, dude!"

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

Well, he had so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into LEGOs... Now kids play with him for a change.

Did you hear what they did with Michael Jackson’s body?

Since he was like 90% plastic they melted him into legos and let little boys play with him for once.

What's an amputee's favorite toy?

Legos.

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Unfair Christmas

Two brothers open up their Christmas gifts. One got many gifts. Xbox One, PS4, tons of games, Legos, remote control vehicles, and much more. The other one got a used tennis ball. One brother says to the other "Look at all the gifts I got, and you got a shitty tennis ball. HAHA" the other replies "At...

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