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Lego Man Jokes

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What happens when you scare a lego man?

They shit a brick.

Why was the Lego man sick?

He had a BLOCKED NOSE!

A police officer pulled over a Lego man today...

...and when the officer asked the man if he knew why he was being stopped, the Lego man responded, "I bet it's because I'm block."

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

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