UPJOKE

My legless dog is named cigarette…

Every day I take him out for a drag.

My Dog Sucks

I hate walking my legless dog.



It's such a drag.

A man walks into a bar carrying a dog...

The dog has no legs. The bartender looks at the legless dog and asks the man, "What's your dog's name?" The man replies, "Cigarette." The bartender looks at him puzzled. "Why did you name him Cigarette?" The man replies, "Because every morning, I take him out for a drag."

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