Leg Day Jokes - 8 Hilarious Leg Day Jokes

I heard that whales never skip leg day,

Just look at their huge calfs.

Honestly, I don't mind leg day at the gym

It's just the two days after that I can't stand

Wanna know my favorite leg day exercise?

Skipping.

Why don't cows skip leg day?

To keep their calves in shape

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Lebron James must skip leg day

His cavs can't do shit

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I’m going to the gym for leg day on Friday.

Then I have to be a pallbearer for my cousin on Saturday. This will be my first time trying to deadlift two days in a row.

Paul Ryan is never known to skip Leg Day

But is nowhere to be found on spine day

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!

...Polly want a cracker.

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