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I heard that whales never skip leg day,

Just look at their huge calfs.

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Honestly, I don't mind leg day at the gym

It's just the two days after that I can't stand

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Wanna know my favorite leg day exercise?

Skipping.

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Why don't cows skip leg day?

To keep their calves in shape

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I am over 18

Lebron James must skip leg day

His cavs can't do shit

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I am over 18

I’m going to the gym for leg day on Friday.

Then I have to be a pallbearer for my cousin on Saturday. This will be my first time trying to deadlift two days in a row.

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Paul Ryan is never known to skip Leg Day

But is nowhere to be found on spine day

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!

...Polly want a cracker.

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