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Leg Day Jokes

Why don't cows skip leg day?

To keep their calves in shape

Wanna know my favorite leg day exercise?

Skipping.

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I’m going to the gym for leg day on Friday.

Then I have to be a pallbearer for my cousin on Saturday. This will be my first time trying to deadlift two days in a row.

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Lebron James must skip leg day

His cavs can't do shit

Paul Ryan is never known to skip Leg Day

But is nowhere to be found on spine day

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!

...Polly want a cracker.

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What does Hitler hate about leg day ?

Mein Krampf

Saw an amputee in the gym today..

Couldn't help but wonder if he skips on leg day.

I hope Terry Fox's cross country treks in the Marathon of Hope was an inspiration to all

not to skip-leg day.

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