An old Joke by Lee Mack on... 8 out of 10 Cats plays Countdown, I believe?
I popped into an second-hand store the other day and bought a pencil. What's remarkable about the pencil, is that it used to be used by Shakespeare!
...Only thing is, the top part is all chewed up, so I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
A man goes to the mechanic.
He says "My car goes rr- rr-rr-" The mechanic says "Yes, the transmission probably needs replacing."
The man frowns and says "My car goes rr-rr-rr-" The mechanic says "Yes, the transmission probably needs replacing."
The man looks angry and says "Would you l-let me ff-finish! I h...
A short poem about women's underwear...
> Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, >!Heather's are green.!< ~Lee Mack
EDIT: added spoiler for 37% better delivery.
Have you heard the one about the family who couldn't afford to pay the exorcist?
Their house was repossessed.
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