A husband calls the Sheriff's office to report his wife missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Sheriff: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sheriff: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sheriff: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort ...
Why hasn't Peru adopted LED lights yet?
Because they are proud of their incan descent.
How many unvaccinated children does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Doesn't matter, the light bulbs last ten years.
Why there are led lights now!
Two physics PhD guys and mathematician PhD after a conference sit in a hotel lobby and having drinks. Suddenly the light bulb burns out over their head and maintenance guy comes and changes the light bulb. While changing it, he hands the burnt out light bulb over to the mathematician who puts it car...
A guy with LED Light up shoes at work, excitingly proclaims "Look at my shoes! They light up when I walk away!"
His annoyed co-worker sarcastically replies: "Doesn't everyone?"
Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home ...
Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really ...
How many millennials does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't know, the baby boomer that has the job now can't retire because they never saved anything and millennials all have LED lights that last longer.
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