Why is the “The Big Lebowski” the president’s favorite movie?

Because the Dude is a Biden.

My girlfriend left me because she's fed up of me referencing the The Big Lebowski all the time

She's entering a world of pain!

What the difference between Tony Stark and a vegan Big Lebowski?

One is Iron Man, and the other is iron deficient, man

I went to see this acupuncturist, called "The dude".

He told me me Yin and Yang channels were out of balance. He said some of my meridians were open too much, and some were blocked.

I told him: "I've been feeling cold, slow, and passive recently. I think my Yang meridians are closed."

He said, "Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, you...

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