Leather Couch Jokes

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back of his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way.

"And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded his wife, when the wayward husband finall... read more

Donald Trump has a problem.

He's had a long life of being a rich playboy, womanizer, having lots of sex. Recently, however, no matter what he does, he can't have an orgasm. He's tried sexy outfits for Melania, Viagra, porn, porn *stars,* Japanese massage parlors, fleshlights, pills from the... read more

A man sitting on an airplane notices an extremely fat belligerent couple are the last people to board. They both squeeze down the aisles, smacking people in the head with their baggage and yelling at each other about their horror show of a marriage.

They both sit down on either side of a poor... read more