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Leaf Through Jokes

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A grandfather and his grandchild leaf through the old family album and find a WW2-era photo

The grandchild asks who the uniformed people on the photo are and the grandfather solemnly says: “It’s the Nazis, kid. They were very, very bad men who murdered a great lot of innocent people, they made war and enslaved other people and they were against any freedom. Very, very bad men.”

The ...

At the dentist.

Was at the dentist this morning and there was a BMW brochure in the waiting room for some reason so I had a leaf through it and I was surprised to learn that indicators come as standard on them.

I just got subscription to a Magazine About lettuce...

...I mean, It's fun to leaf through, and full of crisp facts -*And that's just issue 1!* The publishers assure me that it's only the tip of the iceberg! Gee, I can't wait for issue 2 to see what facts romaine!

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St Peter looks up as a man approaches the gates of Heaven.

St Peter looks up as a man approaches the gates of Heaven.

‘Do you seek to enter Heaven, my child?’ St Peter asks.

‘Sure am!’ says the man.

‘What good deeds did you accomplish in life?’ St Peter queries.

‘The best deed I ever did was when I saw this poor young lady being...

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