What did the very lazy husband say to his very lazy wife when he saw her yawning ?
"Now that your mouth is already open, call our son to switch off the light".
Husband tired of His lazy wife sitting all day on the couch told Her: If You keep doing this you will lose your womb for being too lazy.
Next morning He found Her asleep on the same spot and quickly went to the meat shop and bought a whole cow liver, went back home and carefully placed it right by her crotch and left to work. When He came back home found His wife crying and had a pale face. He said whats wrong?
Wife: I los...
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