What did the lazy dog say when Shrek surprised him?
Oh, grr.
Today my math teacher showed us how a lazy dog is the same as a sheet of paper.
A lazy dog is a slow pup.
A slope up is an inclined plane.
An ink lined plane is a sheet of paper.
Three Escaped Prisoners
Three men - who were not the brightest of individuals - escaped from prison one evening. They knew that the authorities would be hot on their tail in only a matter of minutes, so they decided to find somewhere to hide on a nearby farm.
The first prisoner climbed an apple tree, then kept as st...
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