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Laughs At My Jokes

My grandpa never laughs at my erection jokes.

I guess he doesn't get them.

No one laughs at my sausage jokes.

Probably because the're the wurst

No one laughs at my jokes...

I guess this is how Amy Schumer feels.

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A businessman, a doctor, and a lawyer walk into a bar.

They grab a table, order drinks, and begin commiserating about work.

The businessman starts. He says: "I've been dealing with this investor who's financing my company. Every time I ask this guy for even a bit of slack when revenue is tight he comes down on me like he thinks I'm good for nothi...

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