I really hope coronavirus can't spread through sex
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
The Last Man on Earth
I wouldn't mind being the last man on Earth. At least I'd find out if all those girls were telling the truth.
The last man on Earth was sitting alone in a room, when all of a sudden his phone rang...
“We’ve updated our privacy policy.”
Asked a girl at the bar if she'd like to come back to my place and she said, "I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on Earth."
So I replied, "If I were the last man on Earth, you wouldn't even be allowed in *line*.
CO2 Climate Change Joke
One day the last man on earth went out for a stroll through the wasteland. As he was walking along, a giant, silver flying saucer burst out of the sky and landed before him. The door slowly opened and out of the craft came a little green fella who saw the man and shouted “Hey! What happened here?” T...
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
