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Last Decade Jokes

I haven't showered since the last decade.

Edit: woops. I thought this was r/confessions

I remember the last decade so vividly,

As if it was yesterday.

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Last week I decided to finally let go of all the shit that was left from the last decade.

Clogged the bathroom tho

The French Quarter in New Orleans seems to have gotten cleaner in the last decade

Almost as if it had been washed up or something

What's the difference between Mike Myers and Michael Myers?

Michael Myers starred in a successful movie in the last decade.

Guys, I think this sub is really improving.

I haven't seen a repost since last decade.

How to get there faster

The couple was 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.

One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their pl...

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Once there was a boy in Alabama who loved trains.

It was his life, he’d get his dad to take him to train shows, play with them at home, read books about them in elementary school, the works. In high school he studied and kept his GPA high so he’d be able to go for his dreams: to be a train conductor. Upon graduating high school he got accepted int...

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