He was born with only one working eye and constantly feels insecure about his condition which he is ridiculed for by the rest of his class. But he is not the only person in the class subject to the class' tormentors. There also happens to be a young girl in the class who is frequently made fun of fo...
A man with a wooden eye is at a dance..
During a slow dance, he can't find a partner to dance with him. He sees from the opposite side of the dance floor a girl with a large nose. Seeing that she is also without a dance partner, he makes his move.
He approaches her and is frank with her, asking "Would you dance with me?"
Filled with exc...
A man who has lost an eye wants to go to the town ball
He is very self concious about his eye but is too poor to buy a glass one. Eventually he finds a wooden eye that he can afford and goes to the ball.
After a while he sees a woman sitting by herself with a very large nose and noticies no one is asking her to dance.
He goes up and says "...