A man with an unusually large head came in to see the psychiatrist.
A few minutes later, he left the room, angrily yelling at the receptionist.
R: Sir, please calm down and tell what's making you so angry.
M: I came in to see the head shrink, but my head is still the same size!
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The prostitute and the gorilla
A prostitute is standing on a corner when a gorilla walks up to her. He grunts and gestures to an alley nearby. Business has been slow lately so she figures what the heck. As soon as they have some privacy the gorilla removes the prostitute's skirt and starts performing oral sex on her.