I had a dream (true story) that I was watching YouTube videos on how to turn large animals into cars.
Patient: I become terrified every time I think of large animals.
Doctor: We can control that with medication, but bear in mind--
Where is the best place for a large animal to learn things?
A police officer was driving through an empty freeway in the woods one day, when he stumbled upon the corpse of a large animal laying on the side of a road...
A police officer was driving through an empty freeway in the woods one day, when he stumbled upon the corpse of a large animal laying on the side of a road, with a pickup truck parked nearby.
He parked his car, opened the door, and looked at the animal, a grizzly bear, with some of its limbs ...
An elephant escapes from the circus
It wanders around and eventually ends uo in an old lady's garden eating the vegetables. The old lady came out and had never seen an elephant before nor did she know what it was. Panicked she ran inside and called the police
"Hello, what is your emergency" said the operator
"There is so...