Lannisters Jokes - 4 Hilarious Lannisters Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They pushed two twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The Lannisters.

The Lannisters who?

I thought The North Remembers.

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