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Land Down Under Jokes

To my friends in the Land Down Under

You better run, you better take cover

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Nsfw An aussie man calls emergency services while camping with his wife

Operator: "Emergency services how can we help you mate"

Man: "Please help! me sheila got bitten in her minge by a mozzie and its all swollen and now we can't have sex!"

Operator: "Oh bummer mate..."

Man: "Oh thanks mate never thought of that!"
*Hangs up

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Why do Australian women never orgasm from breast play alone?

Because they come from a land down under.

Why are Australian women so hairy?

Because Australian men don't mind exploring the bush in the land down under!

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