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Laffy Taffy Wrapper Jokes

The best joke I ever heard from a Laffy Taffy wrapper

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?
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The kids have to play inside.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Need help figuring out a Laffy Taffy joke

I just got this joke on a Laffy Taffy wrapper, and I cannot for the life of me figure out what this jerk-off Kyle P. is trying to get across. The joke is, what did the x-ray say to the broken bone? That bone should get a loan!

Why is the x-ray machine saying this? Is the joke that it rhymes? ...

What do you deserve in life that is also a type of bagel?

Everything.

Credit due to a Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.

(tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around while I go on ahead.

Credit goes to a Laffy Taffy wrapper from some years ago.

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