I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always ma...
A pregnant woman is at the hospital with her husband, when they are asked if they'd like to try an experimental device.
The device transfers some of the pain of labour and contractions to the father, as a gesture of love and bonding between the couple. The two agree.
They hook up the man and the woman to the device, turn it on while the woman is having contractions, but nothing happens. Confused, they ti...
A couple go to the hospital because the wife is extremely pregnant.
A couple go to the hospital because the wife is heavily pregnant. The consultant tells them , “ We have this revolutionary new treatment, we give this special injection to the mother and all the birth pain transfers from the mother to the father.Would you like to try it?”
They discuss it and ...
An engineer accidentally gave a medical school exam. See his answers:
1. Antibody - One who hates his body .
2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings or military, not sure.
3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria .
4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .
5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .
6. Genes - Blue Denim.
7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work...
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaini...