UPJOKE

Why aren't Koalas actual bears?

They DO NOT meet Koalafications

Why are there so few Koala Doctors ?

Because they don't have teh Koalafications...

You must understand, to be a veterinarian in Australia

One must have the proper Koalafications

Friend from Australia was bummed he didn't get a job working with marsupials

He didn't understand, he had all the necessary koalafications.

I can’t stand Honors college kids. I asked this girl “hey, why aren’t koalas considered to be bears?”

And she said, “they’re marsupials.”

Shut up, nerd. The answer to the joke is they don’t have the koalafications.

Last month, I applied for a zookeeper position in Australia. Today, I found out that the application was unsucessful.

Perhaps I don't have the right koalafications.

A certain marsupial was denied entry into a local zoo...

His curriculum-leaftae was perfect, but he lacked the koalafications

I applied for a job as a Marsupial...

Safe to say I didn't get it because I lacked the right Koalafications.

Joey the marsupial applied for a job to eat eucalyptus leaves all day.

However, he was declined due to his lack of koalafications.

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