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Know Any Good Jokes

Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes?

I just keep hearing the same one over and over and over...

does anyone know any good sword-fighting puns? I'm trying to think of words that have...

...a duel meaning.

Does anyone know any good tree puns?

I'm pining fir a new one, but they're not that poplar.

"Hey, man. You know any good sodium jokes?"

"Na."

Do you guys know any good ice breakers?

I just know that the Titanic is not a good one.

I hate when people say I don't know any good movies.

Of course I dont, did you meet any?

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You all know any good masturbation jokes?

C'mon, I bet we can crank some out.

Anyone know any good anti jokes?

Anti jokes are basically jokes that are so serious and deliberately not funny to the point where they are funny. Yeah its hard to explain. But I was looking for some good ones that aren't already on the anti joke website so share them if you know any.

Does anyone know any good renal/kidney jokes?

I'm in nursing school right now and there's a competition in one of my classes for the funniest renal joke. I can't think of any! Help?

Does anyone know any good gags?

Said Kim's robber.

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Request: Does anyone know any good jokes about Juan Ponce de Leon?

Sorry, I know this isn't the usual fare here, but my son is looking for jokes about Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de Leon to share with his Social Studies class. Nothing too NSFW - it's for ten-year-olds.

Thanks!

Anyone know any good jokes about a mad scientist?

I work at a art studio and a group of scientist booked one of our adult classes & i thought it would be fun to start the class with a science related joke. So give me your best best shot

An owl gets thirsty

An owl gets thirsty during his evening flight. He spots a group of 13 male owls hanging out in a tree and approaches them.

"Hey, I'm thirsty", he hoots, "Know any good bars around here to get a drink?"

"No", they hoot back, "But we're thirsty too. We'll go searching for a place to drin...

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