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Knock Joke Jokes

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I need a good Knock Knock joke.

A profile on a dating profile had the prompt "I'm funnier than you," so my opener was "Knock Knock." And now I'm fucked cause I don't actually know any decent ones other than the Randy Feltface one, which doesn't work with text.

Edit: Picked one. Let's see how it goes. I did not pick any of t...

Best knock knock joke ever..

Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.

One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see." He starts up the stairs and...

Daughter made up a cute knock knock joke:

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Let’s eat…
Let’s eat who?

What are you a cannibal?

My 5 year olds painful twist on a knock knock joke

I was telling my son the "knock knock who's there banana joke", and he laughed and told me to tell it to him again. As I said knock knock he then backhanded my face and said "you shouldn't stand so close to the door"

Let me tell you my favorite knock knock joke!

You start

Whoever invented the knock knock jokes

Should get a Nobell prize.

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the 'no-bell' prize.

A surprisingly good/funny knock knock joke I wrote yesterday.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Beware, the owl people are infiltrating our town!

Beware, the owl people are infiltrating our town, Whooo

Oh no im too late!

Knock-knock joke told to me by a 7 year old kid:

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Doris

Doris who?

Doris locked that's why I'm knocking!

Joke Request: Any Kid Friendly Pony Themed Knock Knock Jokes?

Hey r/Jokes,



My 2 year old daughter recently learned about knock knock jokes and she LOVES them! However, she keeps adamantly asking for a good knock knock joke about ponies, but I can't find any anywhere. Can anyone help me find a good kid friendly knock knock joke about ponies? I...

I tried to tell a homeless person a knock knock joke...

Punch line unnecessary.

Knock knock joke

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Unreliable Narrator.

Unreliable Narrator who?

That’s not what I said.

What’s the best knock knock joke?

Two men walked into a bar.

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The best knock knock joke EVER

Knock knock.

Who‘s there?

Poop. .

Poop who?



Ha ha ! you said poo poo!



My daughter made that up.
I am so proud!

My son created a kids safe Godzilla Knock Knock Joke

Son: Knock Knock

Victim: Who's there?

Son: Godzilla

Victim: Godzilla who?

Son: Raaawr! Chomp!

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Nazi Knock Knock Joke

Nazi: Knock Knock

Person: Who's there?

Nazi: * slaps person * WE WILL ASK SE KWESTIONS!!!

Do you know the guy who created the knock knock joke?

They say he won the no-bell price.

My 3 year old's knock knock joke - innocence shattered

3 yr old: Knock Knock Daddy!

Me: Who's there?

3 yr old: (excitedly waving around their fork heaped with spaghetti and slinging sauce everywhere) Fork!

Me: Fork who?

*wife and I lock eyes; we each slowly make "the face" as we realize what is about to come out of our 3 yea...

Knock-knock joke that is terrible

Knock Knock


Who's there?


Boo


Boo Who?


It's Just a Joke no need to cry

"Remember that funny knock-knock joke?"

"Doesn't ring a bell."

The best Knock Knock joke

Me- "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Dad- "Why"

Me- "To get to the idiots house BAHAHA"

Dad- "That's stupid"

Me- "Fine this one is better, Knock Knock"

Dad- "Who's there"

Me- "The chicken :)"

Do you know what did the guy who invented the first knock knock joke got ?

The 'no-bell prize'

Joke request: anyone know a good knock knock joke?

This is the best one I know (sorry).

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupt——

MOOOO!

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My favorite knock knock joke when I'm feeling like an asshole.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

Actually it's 'to whom'.

A quick knock knock joke

Me: Knock knock

Reddit: Who's there?

Me: Wu

Reddit: Wu, who?

Me: Woohoo, it's my blue triangle day!

Libertarian knock-knock joke. Ahem. "Knock, knock!"

"Get a warrant."

I told a knock knock joke while trick or treating last Halloween

I only got a couple Snickers

A Jehovah’s Witness tried to tell me a knock-knock joke once...

But I ignored him.

A knock-knock joke goes to heaven

Knock-Knock: Knock-knock

Doorman: Who's there?

Knock-Knock: Knock-knock

Doorman: Knock-knock who?

Knock-knock: Knock-knock knockin' on heaven's door

My 5 yo son, Samuel, came up with this knock knock joke at his birthday and we were all in tears..

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Sam"

"Sam who?"

"Samwhere over the rainbow..."

"Wanna hear a knock knock joke?"

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"The man with Alzheimer's."

"The man with Alzheimer's who?"

"Wanna hear a knock knock joke?"

Knock Knock Joke #1

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Wooden Shoe.

Wooden Shoe who?

Wooden Shoe want to upvote this joke?

My favorite Knock knock joke

Who's there

I fling mop

I fling mop who?

You dirty little monkey!

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Cause' freedom rings

A knock knock joke my 7yr old came up with...

My daughter: "Knock Knock.."

Me: 'Who's There?"

My daughter: "A person who desperately needs a poo"

Me: "A person who..."

** (At this point she interupts me)**

My Daughter: blows a raspberry

Why can't you tell a Knock Knock joke to a Youtuber?

Cause he'll ask you to subscribe to the bell icon!

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Made a Knock Knock joke for my kid. she loves it. it goes....

(Knock-Knock)

(Who's There?)

(Goat)

(Goat Who?)

(Goat To Fucking Bed Child)

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The best knock-knock joke I'll ever write...

Knock knock

"Who's there?"

Crazy ex-boyfriend.

"Crazy ex-boyfriend, who?"

(With feeling) Oh, I see. I get it! Now you don't even remember me, bitch?

My Grandmother used to tell us this knock knock joke

She would say "knock, knock" and we would say "who's there?" then she would say "I can't remember" and start to cry.....

A Bad Knock knock Joke

*Knock Knock*

"Who's there"

Doctor

"Doctor Who?"

Peter Capaldi: yes

*Doctor Who Theme Intensifies*

Knock knock joke I made when I was 10

A: Knock knock
B: Who’s there?
A: Whatsa
B: Whatsa who?
A: A tiny person who lives on a dust speck

Lame I know, but I was proud of coming up with that

My daughter told me this knock knock joke yesterday

Daughter: Knock knock

Me: Who’s there?

Daughter: Nobody

Me: Nobody who?

Daughter: (utter silence)

Knock Knock Joke (created by a 4yo)

Knock knock

- Who's there?

Apple

- Apple who?

*pause*

APPLE NOTHING! APPLES DON'T SAY ANYTHING! YOU'RE SO WEIRD, DADDY!

I know this great knock knock joke..

But you have to start it. Go ahead.

Yet another knock knock joke

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ash

Ash who?

Bless you



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I'm sorry if this has been posted earlier. Was lazy to check. On the plus side, I came up with this just now.

Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Daughter’s favourite knock knock joke

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Interrupting paleontologist

Interrupting paleon...

DINOSAUR! DINOSAUR! DINOSAUR!

My favorite knock knock joke

"knock knock"

Who's there?

"Nine eleven"

Nine eleven who?

"You said you'd never forget"

A knock knock joke for automotive savvy people

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Sensor.

Sensor who?

P0325

The actual best knock-knock joke ever.

This is my go-to knock-knock joke.


You: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Friend: Why?

You: To get to ugly’s house —*chuckle like it’s funny*


—*a few seconds later*

You: Knock knock!

Same friend: Who’s there?

You: The chicken.

...

My six year old daughters first non-knock knock joke, told as a knock knock joke

Her: Knock Knock
Me: Who's there?
Her: Why did the chicken climb up the ladder and back down again?
Me: Sweetie, this isn't a how knock knock jokes work.
Her: Dad, this isn't a knock knock joke
Me: Okay.....
Her: To get to the other slide

a knock-knock joke breaks into a bar in the middle of the night

the bartender who is sleeping in the back room is startled awake by the noise, and shouts, “who’s there?”

Knock knock joke by Arnold

A man goes to the house of his hot girlfriend.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Murray.

Murray who?

Can I Murray you?

Yes!

They got married, 3 kids.

One day a kid says, "Hey dad, how did you and my Mom meet? "

Well, it started out as a jok...

A terrible knock knock joke

Knock knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Haha you eat your poo!

(Source: me in 3rd grade)

A Jehovah's Witness starts a knock knock joke...

...but no one ever answers.

If you’ve got kids this a pretty good knock knock joke

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Europe

Europe who?

No you’re a poo!

Me: Hey I got a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off

Them: ok, knock knock

Me: Who's there!

Them: *confused silence*

Give me your best kids knock-knock jokes!

My 4 year old is a budding comedian, and her new favourite is knock-knock jokes. She keeps asking me for new ones that she can tell to people, but I can't find many good ones that she will understand.

The current go-to's are:

Knock knock -- Who's there? -- Europe! -- Europe who? -- No,...

My favorite way to respond to a knock-knock joke

Person: "Knock Knock"

Me: "Come in"

Person: "..."

What's your best knock knock joke?

My grandson gets the giggles big time.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you. Do you love me too?

Reverse knock knock joke

*Told to be by my dad about 20 years ago:*

Dad: Got a good joke for you, it's a knock knock joke

Me: OK...

Dad: you have to start...

Me: OK, Knock knock

Dad: Who's there.....

Me: ಠ_ಠ .... Well I don't know, IT'S YOUR JOKE!

(Dad i...

Knock knock joke in China

a: Knock knock

b: Whose there?

a: Yep! Its me, your buddy Hu!

Almost a Knock-Knock joke

In 1967, Joe Wallace, the inventor of the Knock-Knock joke, was awarded a ...No Bell prize.

My scottish girlfriend told me a knock knock joke yesterday, it goes like:

-Knock Knock

+Who is it?

-Weirdo

+Weirdo who?

-We r done 'ere.

”Wanna hear an unfunny knock knock joke?”

“Knock knock!”

“Who’s there?”

“Broken pencil!”

“Broken pencil who?”

“Broken pen... ah never mind, this joke has no point!”

“Yeah that wasn’t very funny.”

“I found it.”

“Found what?”

“The point!”

A knock knock joke to change the world

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

I use yah.

I use yah who?

Really? Why? Google is way better.

"Do you know the new type of knock knock joke that starts with 'no me neither'?"

"No."


"Me neither."

Knock-knock joke

-Knock knock

-Who's there?

-Etch.

-Etch who?

-Bless you

Explosive knock knock joke

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Allah"
"Allah who?"
"ALLAHU AKBAR!"

If M. Night Shyamalan told a knock-knock joke.

* Knock knock.
* "Who's there?"
* "M. Night Shyamalan."
* "M. Night Shyamalan who?"
* "Nah, I'm just messing with you. I was inside the whole time."

Knock-Knock Joke given to me by a Star Wars fan

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Metaphors

Metaphors who?

Metaphors be with you

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