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Knee Slap Jokes

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper. *knee slap*

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Over the counter

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the Pharmacist " I've heard a lot about that Viagra stuff does it really work" the pharmacist says "yea it works great" the guy asks "do you think I can get it over the counter" the pharmacist says "Well If you took enough I suppose you could". knee slap

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