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Kinky Fun

A man meets a beautiful woman at a bar. They confess to each other that they are into kinky shit and decide to go back to her place.

When they get to her place, she says, “I’m gonna go slip into something else,” and goes to the bathroom.

She puts on her leather, knee high, stiletto bo...

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It rained for days, and the flood came.

Everybody was leaving the village except Bob. Seeing him still there, they came on two pick-ups. Signaling Bob to come over.

"I am a man of deep faith" explained Bob to his neighbors. "I don't need to flee my village. God will protect me."
 
The water kept rising, and whe...

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A salesman comes knocking...

After a fair bit of time and some noises that sounded like stumbling about, the door opens.

Coming from the house was loud jazz flute music and the distinct smell of weed.

The salesman looked down to see a kid standing impatiently at the door with what looked to be an exhausted meth-h...

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