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I don't understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist.

Every week at our meetings there's always tons of black people hanging around.

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A KKK member finds a magic lamp on the beach...

He rubs it and a Black genie pops out. The genie looks at the man and says "damn, this is pretty fucked up. I'll tell you what. I'll give you three wishes, but I'm also going to grant your wish to every black person in the world and double it."

"Fair enough" says the KKK member. "I wish f...

Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member?

He went around killing gingers.

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What do an uncircumcised penis and the kkk have in common?

They're both pricks in oversized hoods.

How did the cop kill the KKK member?

By suicide

What's a KKK member's favourite coffee?

Dark Roast.

Pastor in the KKK

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand...

I couldn't join the KKK, apparently my bloodline isn't pure enough

Turns out, my parents weren't even related.

As the KKK are so full of hate, bigotry and want to rid America of others...

Should we call them Vanilla Isis ?

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Members of the KKK are always horny

Because Boyz in the Hood are always Hard

What snack will you always find at a KKK rally?

Salty Crackers.

I don’t want to sound racist…

..But everyone in the KKK look the same to me.

The Imperial Wizard of the KKK was just found dead near a river in Missouri...

Man, the moment the EPA gets threatened people start dropping white trash in our water.

Why are KKK members terrible mechanics?

They never check under the hood.

Why is the KKK against triathlons?

They don't believe in the mixing of races.

Is the KKK a good source of Potassium?

Yes, because they're all bananas.

Y'know, the KKK actually do have some good points

on their hats

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What do the KKK and Nike have in common?

They encourage black people to run!

The KKK are thriving in this pandemic

For now wandering around with your face covered yelling 'Go home!' is the right thing to do.

The KKK is brought to you by the sports drink...

White Powerade

How did the dyslexic logician get invited into the KKK?

In an article about argumentation he wrote that "you're either white or you're wrong."

Why is the KKK bad at math?

They don't believe in integration.

What do pirates and the the kkk have in common?

They both drop hard arr’s

Do you think at the very first KKK meeting

Anyone pushed for the correct spelling of "*Klan*"?

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A nazi, a KKK member, and a Trump supporter walk into a bar...

*walks

What do the US police force and the KKK have in common?

An uncomfortable amount.

What is a KKK member’s favorite cheese?

White American

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Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

How do you circumcise a member of the KKK

kick his sister in the jaw

Did you hear about the Canadian chapter of the KKK?

They call themselves the Eh Eh Eh.

What do you call it when a KKK member is rambling incoherently?

White Noise!

If the KKK was meeting for lunch where would they go?

Cracker Barrel.

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What’s the only hip hop album a KKK member would listen to?

Fear of a Black Planet

What’s the dresscode for KKK members on Halloween?

Sperm cell.

The difference between BLM and the KKK?

Honestly, it's black and white.

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

Does the KKK still exist?

Yeah, they just changed their name to the LAPD...

Why does the KKK not do Calculus?

They don't like to integrate.

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

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The Staff Seargent

(Heard this a long time ago, and in another language. Not sure if has been posted before ! )

A staff sergeant was going out of state for work, and was suspicious of his wife.

So, the night before he is leaving. While his wife is a sleep. He places a razor blade in her vagina.
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If two KKK members get in a fight...

And someone else nearby gets hit, do they get caught in the cross fire?

What's the Mexican version of the KKK?

¿Que? ¿Que? ¿Que?

Have you seen that old movie about the KKK?

I hear it's a real cult classic.

One benefit to being in the KKK is their great dental plan-

\- it keeps them white.

Southern States Have Declared A Shift In Strategy to Encourage Their Residents To Wear Masks

KKK members are now permitted to wear their masks in public places

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney...

The only KKK black men are allowed into

And I'll have the KKK omelet

All whites.

What do you call three Karens walking into a bar?

The KKK

I'll see myself out

Your mom is so fat and racist...

Her bra size is KKK

What do you call a racist cereal?

Special KKK

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

Because of the anti-semitic comments on my last joke, I am submitting a revised version

A ~~man~~KKK member goes to his ~~Rabbi~~ Grand Dragon.

"~~Rabbi~~Grand Dragon, I think my wife is trying to poison me!"


"Very interesting," says the ~~Rabbi~~Grand Dragon. "Let me go and talk to her and see what I can find out."


A few hours later the ~~Rabbi~~Grand Drag...

Hoist the colors high!

Something you'd rather hear a pirate say than yelled at a KKK rally.

What do you call a racist dog from Animal Crossing?

KKK Slider

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Pearly Gates

A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafing through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. Saint Peter goes through the book several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did anything really good in your lif...

Where do white supremacists go shopping?

KKK-Mart.

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