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Kitchen Worktop Jokes

Fraudster who installs kitchen worktops for a living is jailed!!

Police say he was charged with counter fitting.

I'm thinking about moving carreer into building kitchen worktops...

but that seems counter productive

My carpenter refused to make me a kitchen worktop

He said it would be counter-productive.

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Albert the village postman is retiring after 50 years on the job

So he puts on his satchel and collects his last mailbag from the post office, and sets out on his last round.

He drops off a few letters at the local library. The librarian smiles and presents him with a leather bound volume of The Complete Works of Charles Dickens: "Here you are, Albert. We...

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A 'down and out' sees a sign in the window of a well known Jazz Bar saying 'pianist wanted'

So he decides to go inside and enquire. The owner takes one look and is immediately put off by the man's dishevelled appearance as his bar is pretty high brow. The man says 'please, give me a chance, before my life took a turn for the worst I was a pretty successful Jazz pianist'.

'Okay' says...

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