A man goes to a restaurant and sees a sign by the door
The sign reads: "Order anything you want, if we cannot make it, you get $300." So, when the waiter comes he orders steamed elephant testicles with fried giraffe tongue on toast. The waiter goes to the kitchen and gives the cook the order. The kitchen staff is frantic and scrambles to find what ...
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Humpty Dumpty wanted to be cast as the lead for an upcoming remake of Casablanca. He made it through several rounds of auditions and was among the final pool of candidates.
At the end of the final day, the candidates joined the film staff in walking to a nearby Chinese restaurant for dinner.<...
A man walks into a monastery where the monks practice a regimen of strict silence.
Wishing to join their ranks, he agrees to the rules: silence is paramount, and it is forbidden to utter even a single unnecessary word.
After five years of utter silence, the man raises his hand at lunch, signaling for permission to speak. Permission is granted, and he says two words: “I’m co...
The most unexpected effect of Corona Virus is it changes the taste of the food you eat
Nothing is wrong with your taste buds, all kitchen staff have started washing their hands!
A panda walked into the restaurant where I work as a server.
He came in, found a table and sat down. Hesitantly, I approached and took his order. He ordered sooo much food. He ordered at least one of every entree. I faithfully took notes and read them back to him. Satisfied, he sent me away to give the orders to the kitchen staff. I took a detour to ask m...
Scientists were studying rams
They had three rams in their lab. Each ram had a leather collar, and attached to each collar was a tag identifying them as A, B and C.
One of the researchers brought a large gourd from the supply closet and placed it on the head of Ram A. Nothing happened. After five minutes he removed the g...
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