Once there was an inflatable boy who lived in an inflatable house with his inflatable parents.
Every morning when the inflatable alarm rang, he would leap out of his inflatable bed and into the inflatable shower, then when he was dressed he would go and sit at the inflatable table in the kitchen to eat his inflatable breakfast, and then run off and catch the inflatable bus to his inflatable s...
Children's jokes gone bad #1
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Although stalking is a crime, 7 had an addiction.
7 would sit outside 6's window with a different celery stalk each night, and caress it. Then, when 7's hands were raw, 7 would eat the stalk one slow bite at a time, and smile, 7's teeth filled with fibrous strand...