UPJOKE

King George was only 11 inches tall...

...so he was unfit to be a ruler.

TIL King George III had a strong distaste for The Colonies

In fact he found them revolting.

A member of the family in a London medical college was appointed an honorary physician to the king.

He proudly wrote a notice on the blackboard in his class-room room : " Professor Jennings informs his students that he has been appointed honorary physician to His Majesty, King George."
When he returned to the class-room in the afternoon he found written below his notice this line :

" God...

The casting for Hamilton was awful,

It makes no sense cast an American to play King George who is obviously British.

Why are Americans so loud?

Cause king George wouldn't listen

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A man walks into a bar

and the bartender asks "so what'll it be?"

The man sighs, and takes a seat. After a long pause he says "I'll take a pint of ale, but after I tell you this story, you may end up buying it for me."

"Well, I guess it'd have to be one hell of a story."

"Well, you see, you know that...

“Nothing important happened today”

- personal diary of King George III, 4 July 1776

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