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King Charles Jokes

King Charles has a realistic chance of breaking one of Queen Elizabeths most famous records:

The record number of 15 prime ministers during her reign.

King Charles will not make as many foreign visits as Queen Elizabeth did.

Because the Queen could go any distance but the King can only move one space at a time.

King Charles actually farted in the middle of his coronation, but no one really said anything.

This is because noble gases don't cause a reaction.

Not only is King Charles formerly known as Prince...

He also spent about 9 months in Queen.

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What's the difference between King Charles and a vibrator?

One is fucking Camilla, the other is fucking an entire empire!

Why does King Charles play poker in the bathroom?

Because nothing beats a royal flush.

I’m not a fan of the new coins released with King Charles’ head on them.

But then again, I’ve never liked change.

King Charles to get Crown next year...

You know U.K. dentistry is bad when the King can't even get a dentist appointment.

Today I found out that King Charles is a gamer, and mostly plays Nintendo games.

He knows how to properly use the Royal Wii.

"God Save the Queen" seems an ill-fitting anthem following the coronation of King Charles III

The obvious choice for the replacement is the "Charles in Charge" theme song.

King Charles is the new ruler of England

He hopes he can measure up

King Charles III was a very good cello player when he was young.

He’s an Artist formerly known as Prince.

King Charles has announced that he will be sending his best two Helicopter pilots to Ukraine for the war.

Their names are Andrew and Harry

King Charles has authorised a new Royal Ceremony that the Guards regiments will perform anytime that Prince Harry is in the country.

It will be called "The Changing of the Locks"



(with thanks to Matt, of the Daily Telegraph)

King Charles the First gets beheaded

By some miracle, he's still alive and can put his head back on. He runs off to his house as quickly as possible before he is caught. When he arrives home, he sees his wife, in which he explains what had just happened. His wife says, "We should celebrate this miracle! Perhaps you can join me in the b...

With the coronation of King Charles, there was discussion about orthographic modernization--shortening spelling of words like "colour" and "labour" but the UK government responded

Never gonna give "u" up

Manufacturing of the first coin to enter circulation carrying the image of King Charles is underway at the Royal Mint. As is tradition, Charles faces left on the new 50p

As when it comes to things involving her children, the Queen always looked the other way.

Wanna hear an old British joke?

King Charles III

I hope Prince Charles is okay

Ever since King Charles came into town, I haven’t heard from the Prince at all

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