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We adopted this dog. She's a kinda mean. Always growling at people. We named her Payback.

And Payback can be a real bitch.

Two drunks stumble out of a bar

... and see this rough looking big dog sitting outside of the bar and licking his balls.

Drunk 1: "Man! I wish I could do that!"

Drunk 2: "Dunno, Bob... He looks kinda mean. I'd try petting him first"

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My friend and I were watching my dog lick his balls and he said "I sure wish I could do that"

I said you better pet him first he's kinda mean.

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