UPJOKE

Why did Sally Fall off the swing? [kind of rude]

Because she has no arms.


Knock knock.
Who's there?

Not Sally.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A guy walks into a Urologist's office

"So what seems to be the problem?"

"Well, doctor, I have this very young, very sexually demanding wife, and she just can't seem to keep her hands off of me. As soon as I come home from work she drags me to bed and pounces on me, and after dinner it's round two. Otherwise she's restless and ca...

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