Joke Request: Any Kid Friendly Pony Themed Knock Knock Jokes?
Hey r/Jokes,
My 2 year old daughter recently learned about knock knock jokes and she LOVES them! However, she keeps adamantly asking for a good knock knock joke about ponies, but I can't find any anywhere. Can anyone help me find a good kid friendly knock knock joke about ponies? I...
Punny (mid-long, kid friendly)
A string. Yes, a string.
A string takes a seat at a bar and orders.
Bartender: you a string?
String: …yeah…
Bartender: we don’t serve strings here
Defeated, the string leaves.
Outside, he peels back some of his ends and twists the filaments ar...
Hit me with your best clever, yet kid friendly, jokes
Context: I work at a a company that works with large groups of children. At least 3 times a day someone if telling a joke to the whole audience. The problem is, I've been working here for 6 years and at this point there are very few kid friendly jokes that aren't the same 6-7 or ancient repeats from...
What kind of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
How do you make a Kleeex dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
I have a little Christmastime request!! I am actually here for some good jokes for a 9 year old boy! I am looking to make him a joke book for Christmas. (Things are a little tight this year) If anyone has a good one that's kid friendly I would really appreciate...
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