His parents must have liked their last name so much they said "Another One"
Why doesn't DJ Khaled lose weight?
Becauses he never loses, he always wins.
Some people say DJ Khaled fell off
If he really had fallen off, we'd have felt it.
"Dj Khaled, what are your thoughts on Palestinian rocket attacks?"
"ANOTHER ONE!!'
Dj Khaled is like a Pokemon
All he does is shout his name
I hate puns about DJ Khaled
I can't bear to hear another one.
Why does DJ Khaled shout his name at the beginning of the songs he produces?
So you know that it's time to change the channel.
DJ Khaled was featured in a Weight Watchers commercial for losing weight...
...He must have stopped eating out...
What’s DJ Khaled say his favorite gaming system is?
Wii the best
DJ Khaled was playing cards with his family.
And a mother won.
How many pounds does DJ Khaled plan to lose with Weight Watchers?
Another one
DJ Khaled has just declined a role in his upcoming biopic.
When asked about his decision, he was quoted to have said "never play yourself."
How many DJ Khaleds does it take to change a light bulb?
Another one.
What did DJ Khaled say when the second plane hit the World Trade Center?
Anotha one!
One day, DJ Khalid’s son found a magical lamp...
One day, DJ Khaled’s son stumbled upon a magical lamp. After rubbing it, a mystical genie poured out of the stem and asked for boy what he wanted for his wishes. Knowing his father’s great love of music, the boy wished to become a keyboard, something Khaled enjoyed using for his music. “Granted”, sa...
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