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A ventriloquist from Cork visiting Kerry walks into a small village

A ventriloquist from Cork visiting Kerry walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kerryman... 'Whats the craic, mind if I have a chat with your dog?'
Kerryman: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Lange...

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A Dublin man sees a sign outside a Kerry farmhouse: 'Talking Dog For Sale'....

He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.
The man sees a very nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"Do you really talk?" He asks the dog.
"Yes!" The Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog tal...

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