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Kermit And Miss Piggy Jokes

If James Hetfield officiated Kermit and Miss Piggy's wedding...

He'd be a Pastor of Muppets!

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Kermit and Miss Piggy

Kermit and Miss Piggy are in bed and Miss Piggy says "Kermit what are you going to do to my asshole tonight" Kermit replied "Rippit".

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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