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Keeping Up Jokes

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Looks like Trump is keeping up Michelle's ideals of getting America fit again.

One day in office and he has thousands of people getting up and going out for walks on this beautiful Saturday morning.

Edit: Yes, yes MILLIONS. I wasn't sure if those sources were true or not when I posted.

Also, the spam from the Trump people is great. I feel like I'm on the *real*...

Keeping Up With The Kardashians is ending

Kim Kardashians professional career is behind her

Keeping up with DC is like keeping up with my alcoholic father

You hope it's going to get better, but it keeps beating you down

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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My local Japanese restaurant is keeping up on the trends.

They now serve rawomen.

[OC] I am pretty good at keeping up with which date it is

April Fools!

What's the Difference Between America and "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"?

I don't even know at this point...

An elderly man is having difficulty keeping up with his wife any more

so he goes to see the doctor and is gone for most of the day.

When he gets home, he arrives in a chauffered Cadillac, and is resplendently turned out in pinstripe trousers, waistcoat, frock coat, top hat and spats. He has a gold pocket watch in the waistcoat, a gigantic cigar, and an ebony ...

Why did the Navy captain have a hard time keeping up his insults of the island people?

He had a wrecked isle diss function.

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