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Kayne West gets arrested

Officer: "Okay, Kanye you get one phone call." \*\*Kanye Dials Phone number\*\* \*\*Officer answers\*\* Officer: Hello? Kanye: Put Kanye on the phone.

How many Kayne West's does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He holds the bulb and then the world revolves around him.

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I heard Kayne West is said to be recovering well in hospital.

Especially after a nine hour operation to remove his head from his arsehole.

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Kim Kardashian goes for cosmetic surgery...

So Kim goes to a cosmetic surgeon to get an ol' nip and tuck of her private parts. Getting rid of useless skin thatโ€™s attached to you is the 'in' thing to do these days, you know (no, Iโ€™m not talking about Kayne). Of course, she would like everyone involved in the operation to keep the affair high...

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