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Karate Kid Jokes

Russian karate kid be like:

Smirn on, Smirn off. Smirn on, Smirn off...

Why did the karate kid sue Mr Miyagi?

For watching him while he wax off.

Netflix announced another karate kid spinoff, this time the dojo trains insufferable whiney entitled children.

It's called Cobra Caillou.

My wife says it's time I stop pretending to be The Karate Kid.

I had to put my foot down.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What was the name of the movie about a baby goat that learns karate?

The Karate Kid

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I used to watch movies with my friend when we’re growing up.

One thing I don’t really get is how he used to adore who I hate. Johnny in The Karate Kid, Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter, Gaston in Beauty and the Beast. They are the definition of a bully.

He just came out last week. No wonder he likes assholes, he’s gay.

With all these celebrities getting outed for molesting kids, it's only a matter of time before Jackie Chan is exposed.

Like, do you have any idea how many times he told Jaden Smith to jacket off in the karate kid?

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