A man is driving through southern Alabama late at night when his car breaks down
“Just my luck,” he thinks as he decides to start walking. Fortunately, after a quarter mile or so he finds an open, albeit shabby motel. He checks in with the extremely backwoods desk clerk and sees that the place won’t win any Michelin awards, but he just needs a place to lay his head until the mo...
A Secluded Beach Spot
I was at the beach with my wife the other day and we took a walk around an area with some pretty big rock bluffs and boulders and things. It was really nice, and surprisingly secluded for the area. Nobody was around but a bunch of seagulls. Terns, actually, my wife corrected me.
We find a spo...
I'm a middle aged man. I have many friends on Facebook. Some of them are women. I spend quite a bit of time chatting with them. Life is good!
Joyce is one of them.. Very hot, around 30-35 years old. When I'm chatting with her, I lose all sense of time.
One day she tells me "My husband's going out of town on business this Sunday. Why don't you come over? I'll be alone in the house :-)"
"What if he comes back while I'm there?"...
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The Royal we.
Queen Elizabeth and princess Kate are out motoring through the hillside when the Bentley they're driving breaks down. The driver has to go look for help, and while he's gone some ruffians come across the disabled royalty. "Ain't you the queen?" She confirms she is. "Where's your tiara?"...
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