Fun fact: You can’t breathe correctly while smiling
Just kidding, I made you smile :)
Just Kidding
A man gets a call from the hospital telling him his wife has been hurt in an accident. He rushes to the hospital and is met by her doctor. The doctor says “I’m sorry, she’s in really bad shape”. Husband starts to tear up and asks “how bad is it doctor?” The doctor tells him that she’s a parapleg...
Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"
Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"
She points up and says: "3 pulls"
Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.
Professor X: "Yeah that's cool and all, but not really a super power..." <...
"I'm just kidding!"
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
A Muslim walks into the U.S
Just kidding
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
I'm 34 and live with my mom. Just kidding...
... I'm 33.
Where do horse go when they get sick?
To the horse-pital.
>! Just kidding, they get shot. !<
"You know, a lot of people don't know this. "Shaquille" is an Arabic name for "handsome," and "O'Neal" is the Irish word for "just kidding."" - Natasha Leggero
"You know, a lot of people don't know this. "Shaquille" is an Arabic name for "handsome," and "O'Neal" is the Irish word for "just kidding."" - Natasha Leggero
How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.
A Redditor walks into a bar
Just kidding, Redditors don’t socialize
Please don't post any more school shooting jokes, consider them rule 10 - overly offensive.
Let's give each other time to heal and get back to the reposts we all know and love (just kidding) - but enough is enough of these.
"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!"
Just kidding, that's a really silly joke. Obviously photons aren't really Catholic. They're Hindu Ascetics. You know, cause they're always traveling light.
Knock Knock
[PERSON] who's there
Colin
[PERSON] Colin who?
Colonization, just kidding, colonizers don't knock before coming in
If a mass of beef fat is 'tallow', and mass of pig fat is 'lard', what is a mass of human fat called?
'American'.
Just kidding, it's actually called 'Yo Momma'.
A farmer heard some funny noises from one of his goats.
Turns out the goat was just kidding.
So, I brought my girlfriend some flowers today...
she looked at me, sighed and said, "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now."
so I asked her, "why, don't you have a vase?"
hahahahaha
just kidding...
I don't have a girlfriend
I really wanted kids when I was in my early 20s but I could just never… lure them into my car
Just kidding.
I don't have a license.
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, and then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."
She smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's so lovely. What about ...
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