“I had a dream where a prince took me from you” she replies.
The husband says “Oh my dear, relax it was just a dream.”
To which the wife retorts “that’s why I’m crying!”
One night, a husband murmured in his sleep, "Oh, Emily, you're the one that got away."
The wife, wide awake beside him, bolted up and exclaimed, "Emily? Who is Emily?"
The husband, still in the depths of slumber, muttered, "Emily, your laughter is the melody of my heart."
The wife, now fully awake and boiling with anger, shook him vigorously and demanded, "I demand...
One night I had a vision that I was on stage with REM performing “Losing My Religion”
But that was just a dream. Just a dream…
A Priest, a thief, a Jewish schoolboy and Irishman die in a car crash...
They stand before Saint Peter at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter looks at them and appears confused. "My children" he says "There has been a mistake, you were not supposed to die today. I will allow you one more chance at life as long as you promise to love out the rest of your existence free o...
Missing Wife
A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing." The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?" "A month," the man replies. "Why did you wait so long to report it?"
"Well," says the man, "until yesterday I thought it was just a dream."
A wife asking her husband why he is crying?
He said " I saw a dream where a beautiful woman is trying to kill you and take me"
Wife trying to be supportive " calm down, it is just a dream"
He said "I know, that's why I am crying"
A man is woken up in the middle of the night by his son screaming. He quickly goes and wakes him up.
Man: "Son What's the matter?" Son: "Dad it was the scariest dream! A man dressed in black came and told me my aunt is going to die tomorrow!" Man: "Son it was just a dream don't worry." The next day he comes home and his wife is crying. Man: "Honey what's wrong?" Wife: "my mother ...
I had a dream that i was rich.
i was so relieved when i realized that it was just a dream. I didn't wanna be an homeless like my friend Rich.
You’re gonna die
I don’t usually remember what my dreams are about unless they're especially portentous. That means when you dream about something that's gonna happen.
Like one night, I had a dream where this crow came and said, “Your aunt is gonna die.” I was so scared I woke up my parents but they said it ...
Sentient meat
2 Aliens meeting on their starship after a scan of the solar system:
Are there any lifeforms in that solar system
Well it's difficult to really explain
What do you mean
They're made out of meat.
Meat?
Meat. They're made out of meat.
Meat?
There...
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