Jump High Jokes - 7 Hilarious Jump High Jokes

I bet a guy $50 that I could jump higher than a house.

So we went outside and stood by a house. Mustering all my strength, I managed to jump about 18 inches off the ground.

"Ha! Is that as high as you can jump?"

"Hold on, let's see how high the house jumps."

Why wouldn’t they let the stoner on the basketball team?

Because he couldn’t jump high

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Hitler's lookinf for athletes in a camp

So, the Olympics are coming up and Germany is having a hard time finding athletes who can jump high enough.

Hitler decides to scout out the prisoners from the camps as well.

In the first camp he visits, he asks if there are people capable of this.

Three prisoners step forward an...

TIL a white tail deer can jump higher than a standard house.

A white tail deer with their powerful hind legs can jump 8 - 12 feet high whereas a standard house can't jump.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

A man walks into a bar and notices meat on the ceiling..

A man walks into a bar and notices meat on the ceiling.The bartender says,"if you can jump high enough and slap the meat your drink is free,but if you miss you have to pay for the whole bar." The man says "nah the steaks are too high"

The average human can jump higher than a house

Houses can't jump very high

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