Why wouldn’t they let the stoner on the basketball team?
Because he couldn’t jump high
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Hitler's lookinf for athletes in a camp
So, the Olympics are coming up and Germany is having a hard time finding athletes who can jump high enough.
Hitler decides to scout out the prisoners from the camps as well.
In the first camp he visits, he asks if there are people capable of this.
Three prisoners step forward an...
A guy walks into a bar and notices many cuts of beef suspended from the ceiling several feet above his head.
The guy orders a drink and asks the bartender about the meat. The bartender replies, "It's a contest I run here. You get one try. If you can jump high enough to touch one of them, you get the money in the pot . If you miss, you have to put $500 in. You want to try?" The guy thinks for a second...
Why did the horse run into the bar?
He didn't jump high enough.
TIL a white tail deer can jump higher than a standard house.
A white tail deer with their powerful hind legs can jump 8 - 12 feet high whereas a standard house can't jump.