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Jokes On Jokes

Jokes on reddit are like US presidents.

You might see a new one every four years or so.

I'm trying to understand how there can be so many school shooting jokes on Reddit...

But I guess everyone's aiming at a younger crowd.

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"How to make good jokes on reddit to get karma"

Oh shit this isnt google

I can't stand reading unoriginal jokes on reddit

Thankfully, I spend most of the day sat down.

I hate it when people don't upvote my jokes on my cake day.

I feel so desserted.

I’m fed up with all these Chuck Norris jokes on this Sub!

If he’s such a tough badass, I dare him to come over here and smash my face against my keybhrbhdbvdggdvrvvhdhdbsbhdhebb

The blonde jokes on this sub need to stop!

I'm blonde and I don't get them.

Jokes on this sub are like US Presidents

Last time I saw a good one, it was dark.

Most jokes on here are recycled.

The others are just garbage.

What's the difference between the jokes on r/jokes and a class full of antivax kids?

You won't see the kids again next year.

I like my jokes on r/jokes like I like my coffee

Exactly the same as yesterday

I have a lot of jokes on unemployed people...

But none of them work

Why are there so few new jokes on r/Jokes?

It is because new jokes have a long **jest**ational period.

How often do you hear element jokes on Reddit?

Periodically!

Jokes on you!

>! We're no strangers to love!<
>!You know the rules and so do I!<
>!A full commitment's what I'm thinking of!<
>!You wouldn't get this from any other guy!<

>!I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling!<
>!Gotta make you understand!<

>!Neve...

Can we please ban yo mama jokes on this sub? All of the yo mama jokes have been done thousands of times by thousands of people.

Kinda like yo mama!

New decade, new jokes on this sub

See the statement above for the biggest joke on this sub

Communists jokes on internet aren't memes

They're ourours

Stop making jokes on short people

It's not funny if the person getting trolled can't enjoy it.
After all, most of the jokes go way over their heads.

I wanna crack some jokes on " Fired people"

But they don't work anymore!!

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Why cant you make sex jokes on Reddit?

Because nobody here gets it.

If you post BDSM jokes on /r/jokes....

Does it count as a submission?

I guess the Jokes on me...

I post a Joke on reddit and my joke gets 7 upvotes.

Days later... other people RE-POST my exact joke and get 6.7k upvotes.

The great thing about leap year jokes on /r/jokes...

...is that you only hear them repeated every 4 years.

New jokes on this sub are often rated at the square root of -100

They would be a 10, but new jokes here are imaginary.

List of the best jokes on this sub:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3x7nqa/list_of_the_best_jokes_on_this_sub/

I wish I could make jokes on socialsm.

Everyone would get it.

So this dude rubs a lamp and a genie pops out

The genie tells the man he will grant him a wish for setting him free. The man says "Ya know Gene, I love riding motorcycles. Love it more than life itself. I would love to travel across the entire world on my motorcycle, but I'm terrified of boats. Can you make a massive highway, that connects ...

My friends laughed at me when I told them I had a hot date and they said she was imaginary...

Well the jokes on them – they’re imaginary too...

My roommate claims i’m schizophrenic.

Jokes on him, I don’t have a roommate.

Why can't you play jokes on snakes?

Because you can never pull their legs.

Man, jokes on reddit are all reposts or your mom jokes

They keep coming around and they suck, just like your momma

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair ...

Globally over 99% of asphalt is recycled. It is the second most recycled material in the world, after jokes on reddit

Globally over 99% of asphalt is recycled. It is the second most recycled material in the world, after jokes on reddit

If you ever gonna do jokes on watches

Make sure to take your time

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An old joke I read while searching for jokes on Discord with friends the other day. Not mine, but good regardless.

A businessman is getting ready to go on a long business trip across the country. He knows his wife is always getting horny, so he decides to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn’t much like the idea of her having sex with someone else.

So he went to a stor...

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I find it really hard to tell jokes on reddit.

I always punch up the fuckline.

The amount of new jokes on this sub is ridiculous today.

Just wait 4 years and they will all be reposted.

Why aren't jokes on r/jokes trash?

Because they're all recycled.

Jokes on Trump.

Donald Trump answers the question: What is 2+2?

"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, "What's 2+2"? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math y...

Did you know Boy George loves to regularly post jokes on Reddit?

He is a real Karma Comedian!

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