I got in trouble for telling this joke in 5th grade on share a joke day.
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess with three handsome suitors.
Each suitor tried their best to charm the princess, but the princess could not choose which handsome suitor to marry.
The princess did love ping pong though, and so she decided to test the suitors' love. ...
It’s my joke day so a cake for everyone
A polar bear walks into a bar and the bartender says
“What’ll it be today?”
The bear says “give me a gin and.........................tonic”
The bartender says “sure thing but why the big pause?”
The bear looks down and says “I dunno? I was just born with them“
I just learned today is International Joke Day.
But do we really need a whole day dedicated to Trump?
Dad Joke day 2
Did you hear about the giant who threw up?
It’s all over town
Today is no joke day.
Looking through this thread, everyone is
adhering to it..
Let's make it Aussie joke day.
A man on vacation in Queensland suffers a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. On waking, he weakly asks the nurse, "Was I brought here to die?" The nurse replies, "No, they brought you in yesterday."
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