He sees a Russian man with a glass of water. Jesus asks "My son, are you a believer?" The Russian replies "No." With a wave of his hands, Jesus changes it to a glass of wine. "Well my son, do you believe now?" The Russian frowns and shakes his head.
The next day, Jesus comes in...
Jesus walks into a bar
“Just twelve waters please!” *Winks at disciples*
Jesus walks into a bar...
Jesus and the apostles walk into a bar.
He takes a stool by the bar and orders, "13 glasses of water please" while winking at his group.
Jesus walks into a bar
And hands the innkeeper 3 nails. “Can you put me up for the night?“
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